Jeans, I-Pod, toothbrush, mascara, my lucky t-shirt Oasis Tour 2009, my t-shirt unfortunate Oasis Tour 2009 (not confondiamole!), A book, a book to read if the first had finished, a pencil, gum, a bus ticket ... Yes, it seems that the safety officer will extract each object from my suitcase. E 'reassuring to know that the safety of airport takes his work so seriously, but while the guy slowly learn yet another empty bag of candy from my bag, I can not help but think that if this research were a bit 'less advanced system would not be put at risk the safety of anyone! I would say that at this point must be clear that no secret weapons, contraband goods, migrant workers, animals at risk of extinction, under the last remaining items in the suitcase (which, in case you were wondering what it is, they are a balm for lips, a flyer Week of Philosophy, a box of Travelgum). But patience!, I know that there is nothing I could do to speed up this process, I can only avoid giving notice to the employee who has forgotten a couple of other nonsense that I had placed in the pocket procedure. In the Air , the character played by George Clooney is specialized in handing control of security in seconds. It 'a fine art that has developed through years of flight. However, this proves that anything we can do to reduce the length of time there.
First, carefully choose our row. There are some passengers who is not advisable to jump on the bandwagon: the old woman who tries to bring a thermos of tea on board, athletes who yells "What do you mean when you say that the skis are not considered carry-on luggage?" and especially the man with a spider web tattoo on his face: he's certainly convinced that highlights her eyes green, but the controller seems to have written on their foreheads "Check every orifice of my body, please .
Second, do not wear a belt, or at least make sure your pants are on, even if you were to remove it.
Third, some airports require passengers that they do not fall your shoes: a pair of slip-on or dancers might help. Think twice before you decide to present at the airport already barefoot, barefoot running is usually considered synonymous with madness, especially if accompanied from wearing a pair of jeans at the knees. Therefore, consider well the second and third points, especially if you have a spider web tattooed on his face. If all
These measures will not suffice for a quick check, industriatevi to become a celebrity. The celebrities are never inspected. With the exception of Mike Tyson.
Second, do not wear a belt, or at least make sure your pants are on, even if you were to remove it.
Third, some airports require passengers that they do not fall your shoes: a pair of slip-on or dancers might help. Think twice before you decide to present at the airport already barefoot, barefoot running is usually considered synonymous with madness, especially if accompanied from wearing a pair of jeans at the knees. Therefore, consider well the second and third points, especially if you have a spider web tattooed on his face. If all
These measures will not suffice for a quick check, industriatevi to become a celebrity. The celebrities are never inspected. With the exception of Mike Tyson.
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